Today, a patient told me she makes jewelry.
T: Whaaaa? Jewelry? I love jewelry. Tell me more.
Patient: Well, I collect the tabs from cans. Like cans of soda, beer, whatever.
T: Wow, that must be interesting. What kinds of things do you make?
Patient: Belts, earrings, bracelets... things like that. Yesterday I got a drill press.
T: Really? How does a drill press fit into jewelry making? (especially since soda tabs already have holes in them.)
Patient: I just needed one.
T: Okay.
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Thumbs down for originality, since it's about how she feels about other peoples sites.
Thumbs down for thinking anyone cares.
Thanks for being a an OG Troll!!!
Thanks Mop! I'll be posting about it tonight. I asked for it though, so I got what I wanted. Stay tuned.
What's a drill press? I know what a coffee press is and I know what the drill is, but together, this means nothing to me.
Clearly a brain trauma patient.
Great punchline.
I once worked in a nursing home for, like, six weeks and one guy would always introduce himself to me. He looked like Vincent Price but his name was DAN Price.
Then he'd say with great fanfare: What's my name, Matt?
"Dan Price."
"Dan Right!"
oooh, soda can tab jewelry... sounds classy. ;)
I hope this is for sweeps week!!!
I didn't know one of my neighbors was a patient of yours.
That guy is totally hip...and I don't mean the broken kind.
Copy and paste this link:
http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/poptoppin/
You won't be sorry.
Here via Ask and etc...
Kristi- a link to a 1975 pop-tab fashion book is worth a gazillion points. So, there you go, you're ahead of everyone. I hope you'll bring us more of that kind of crazy.
Mist1- I'm not exactly sure, except it seems like overkill for poptop jewelry.
Ryan- not so much.
Matt- That's good stuff from an old guy. I love old guys.
Webmiztris- expect something shiny in your stocking!
Mop- we'll see how it fares!
CEO- I could have told you, but I would have had to kill you.
Maigh- If I see it, something shiney will your way come. Promise.
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