"I'm usually way cooler than that."

Okay, I've met him. Well, I know who he is on a professional level. The one really, really good-looking man in K Falls. And he is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. I'll be referring to him as McHottie. Not quite McDreamy (as in, I don't know if he's dreamy) but he sure is HOT! Definitely bringing up the pretty-quotient at the hospital. I have a patient who is trying to set me up with him. She figures she doesn't have anything better to do but lay in bed and watch men go by, so why not pick out one or two for me? I love my patients.

So, you want to know the real story? He is hot. And he does work at the hospital. And I have sort of been pseudo-stalking him but in the not-scary-from-a-distance way. It's not my fault he has cause to see a lot of my patients. So today, after having engaged him in witty banter on multiple occassions, he ran into me. For real. As I was leaving work, he came blowing through the door in the stairwell just as I was pulling it open. Nearly knocked me over. I screamed like a little girl and ended the encounter by yelling "Sweet jesus!" He promptly apologized and asked if I was okay. My response? "I'm usually way cooler than that."

I carried a watermelon.

True story.