I have a new motto...

You need to look into someone before you can see through them, you need to look at someone before you can look down on them, and you need to feel you're beneath someone before you can look up to them.

Now, don't go copying that, ya' hear?  Okay, you can USE it, but no stealing, m'kay?  I thought it up all by myself.  I'm sure I heard something that influenced it, but in driving the few hundred miles I've put in for work already this week, I found my brain pondering the sentiment, and recent life events, over, and over, and over.

I quite like my brain most days... aneurysms and all.  (Though at one point I was tempted to add "so suck it, bitches.")

Let my turtle go!!!

Once upon a time there was a baby turtle.  He was found crossing the street into our yard.  Now, we know this is not the best place for a baby turtle, since there are things such as Pooh Kings, lawn mowers, and young superheroes.

So we looked at him, watched him a little, then helped him on his way.

One can't help but notice that he seemed to be flying...

Then down into the grass he went, and...

 off toward the lake he moseyed.

 And that's how we LET MY TURTLE GO!!!

Challenge!

A new generation learns the epic game, "HEY COW!!!"