'Cause I got my hair did

I love my patients.

Him: You got yo' hair did since the last time you was here.

Me: I did.

Him: Is that 'cause you is goin' to yo' family reunion?

Me: Yep. You can't be having people talk about your hair at the family reunion.

Him: Now, don't you be goin' and makin' fun of yo' fat cousin just 'cause you got yo' hair did and you lookin' good.

Me: How do you know I have a fat cousin?

Him: Honey, everybody got a fat cousin. You just be good, you hear?

Me: Yes sir, I will.

These people crack me up. I do have a fat cousin, I am a fat cousin, and I do look good. But my hair? Nobody can make fun of my hair!!!